i'm part of a Seven Year Old Kid's Assignment!

somehow, i'm the official person everyone in the entire family ( immediate and extended) looks for to write letters. from letters to credit card companies, to telcos. And now?

i need to write a letter, as a reply to my cousin. i do hope the mail is making its way to my side of the world at the moment.

the instructions, as repeated by my aunt And mom- twice each ( Enough to go around the world 2 times) - are:

write in largish hand writing, type- printed kind of fonts ( otherwise known as N.E.A.T.L.Y.), grammatically correct, and free of all colloquial and vulgarities.

AND please use simple words he can read. you wouldn't want to embarass your baby cousin in front of his entire class.

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the last time i checked? my cousin wasn't too much of an avid reader. but i reckon he's done enough to up his reading abilities by now.

and the best part of it? He'll be reading it out in class.

right. i'm worried already. for his and my sanity.