fetch!

your enthusiasm to be a nice good pooch who fetches the paper and all, just gets into the way of trying to conduct yourself in an appropriate manner.

sigh. hopefully with time, you'll find your place. and take things in your stride. i have to apologize, but you don't happen to own me. nor anyone, in fact.

so really. as much as i appreciate your newspaper fetching skills. i'm not exactly thrilled that you are running between the legs of everyone and tripping them over.

that said, i still believe you can be trained to be one very good pooch someday. well, that's if you can afford the time.