how to kill your passion 101

allow your mother to forcefully extort 300++ dollars from you for an exam you seriously do not feel like taking.

but bloody hell, that woman's smart. she knows you plan to go on a holiday with your bf. she knows you want to buy a racer.

so what does she do? dangle the carrots occasionally. and you bloody well know you'd better pass that wretched exam in order to get the 300++ back. so for the sake of that 300++ dollars, you have to spend a minimum of 3 hours on the piano everyday. no gallavanting, no stoning, no lying on the bed and watching tv for 24 hours or turning on the laptop and being hooked on YouTube for 36 hours. it's just.. practice practice practice.

pffft.

someone said that mothers are the smartest people on earth- next to einstein. i wonder where THAT came from..