i hate durians. period.

"ah(1) sok(4), orh(1) hou(2) keang(1) lei(2) lao(3) orh(2). dan(2) hai(3), orh(1) pei(2) kao(2) keang(1) lao(3) lin(2) mei(3) ke(2). lei(1) loc(4) chaer(1) la(1). orh pei lei jiean(2)"
( uncle, i'm very afraid that u'd scold me. but i'm more afraid of the smell of durians. let me pay you to get off the bus please.)

That, by the way, is my greatest desire. i wish i could do just that! why cant people read signs that say 'no durians on board'? there's a reason for those signs on the buses you know!

i've had enough of durian whiffs in buses. i almost puked on Friday on the way to school. TORTURE! ( ok, i know there's people who love eating durians so much, that they've contemplated trying to use durians in place of chlorofoam against me.)

people must learn that durians is a complete no-no on public transport. i thought it was only Aunties like my Po-Po would do such a thing as bring durians on the bus. cos they are less educated, and so therefore may not be able to understand the signs ( but my Po Pop is smart and relatively educated so i doubt she's ever carried durians on the bus.)BUT NO!

A guy, in tie and tailored shirt and pants actually carried durian up the bus when he boarded a DHOBY GHAUT! DHOBY GHAUT? how did he carry it from his office down? where in the hell at DHOBY GHAUT did he get such a stink bomb? Didn't he stink up the whole of DHOBY GHAUT.

ok, i'm EXAGGERATING, but...

What is the world coming to????!!!!

this is totally ridiculous that people cant observe the signs as much as there are ways to get around the signages, such as making sure you DON'T spill water in the bus. or DON'T throw wrappers on the bus. But DURIANS? the greatest stink next to the stink bomb?!

Argh!!!

I so want this durian season to be over soon!

Bloody hell, I hope you guys see the fat worm hidden in the crevices of your durian as you pick up a wet/dry/sweet/bitter piece of that ugly yellow fruit. heheheheheheh! =)